It’s been 2 years, 7 months, and 26 days under legitimate leadership, but the support cast can’t get their act together. They agree on nothing, propose no new policies, can’t stop bickering, and that’s just the GOP. Also, the new Dark Brandon coffee mug is straight fire, no cap.
It’s been 2 years, 7 months, and 19 days under legitimate leadership, and things are getting spooky. Pumpkin spices are hiding in your children’s candy, a man tried to run across the ocean despite his restraining order against open water, and living corpses are running our government!
It’s been 2 years, 7 months, and 12 days of dark and substantial leadership. This week we’re all remote, and we’re able to knock out 3 hours of conversation in half the time. Also, this is your new regular reminder that Ramaswami sucks hard.
It’s been 2 years, 7 months, and 5 days under the strong and reliable guidance of Dark Brandon, who continues to scare the GOP with things like low unemployment, a growing economy, and controlled inflation. Thankfully, the GOP is here to yell at each other and decide nothing in the meantime.
It’s been 2 years, 6 months, and 29 days enjoying strong, unifying leadership. Sadly, half of the country’s political structure can’t tolerate fair, consistent leadership and are doing everything in their power to undo all the positives in that time.
It’s been 2 years, 6 months, and 22 days under the iron-fisted rule of Dark Brandon, and things are getting weird. Ron deTrainsontime is determined to make a fool on himself on the campaign trail, the GOP front runner continues to find new and exciting ways to be indicted, and Hunter Biden’s laptop is evidently tainted.
It’s been 2 years, 6 months, and 15 days under legitimate leadership, and our Leader’s duly appointed Attorney General picked one hell of a Special Prosecutor for our 45th President to enjoy. We’re on the third round of Indictments, and Jack Smith doesn’t even look winded.
It’s been 2 years, 6 months, and 8 days under legitimate leadership, and it’s taking its toll. Mitch McConnell seems particularly incapable of handling the stress, deciding to take a nice 22-second vacation mid-sentence. Also, we’ve come to the understanding that Capitalism ruins everything, news at 11.
It’s been 2 years, 6 months, and 1 day under the striking leadership of President Biden. The SAG-AFTRA Strike is fully underway, and the Teamsters are ready to join in soon via UPS. Labor organization is actively taking massive steps forward and things can only improve for it.
It’s been 2 years, 5 months, and 24 days under legitimate leadership, and things are getting hot! Like, literally and in unhealthy ways. Also, don’t mind that Florida, Texas, and other states have eliminated any sort of water-break guidelines from work safety requirements.
