It’s been 2 years, 2 months, and 4 days under legitimate if stagnating, leadership. The Biden administration has knocked a few out of the part, but 2023 hasn’t been super promising so far. Regardless, there’s a lot of cool tech news and DJT wasn’t arrested despite his prediction.
It’s been 2 years, 1 month, and 26 days under the current legal leadership, and she said yes! But that’s ahead of us, for now the government refuses to do the things we hired them to do unless they feel like it. Also, the 45th is under threat of arrest and the wishful 47th is in a bind.
It’s been 2 years, 1 month, and 18 days under the baller leadership of Dark Brandon, and he’s done with your mess. It’s time to tax the billionaires, utilizes that money for the rest of us, and reduce the federal deficit all at once.
It’s been 2 years, 1 month, and 11 days under legitimate leadership in Washington, but Florida is in a different boat. The governor thinks all of Disney operates out of south Orlando, which somehow grants him the authority to censor their future animation projects. Also, this will cost the state of Florida more than $1 Billion.
It’s been 2 years, 1 month, and 4 days under legitimate power, and Faux News is lying in the bed it made. Faux News, owned by Australian Billionaire Rupert Murdoch, has been caught pushing a narrative they knew was false to pursue greater viewership that was being lost to the more fringe right-wing internet media.
It’s been 2 years and 28 days under legitimate leadership, and things won’t stop happening. NORAD has realized that we have an awful lot of UFOs they’ve been ignoring. Object permanence only applies to the GOP when its convenient, and we rediscover that time is still a flat circle.
It’s been 2 years and 21 days under the magnificent and illuminating leadership of Dark Brandon. The GOP was played like a piano by an old man, ChatGPT provided incredible original works of writing in real time, and we pulled some references from a brilliant YouTube video by Jenny Nicholson.
It’s been 2 years and 14 days, which aligns us nicely with Valentine’s Day, even if that isn’t for another week or so. Either way, the GOP is in the loving spirit and spreading the joy of anti-Socialism by highlighting all of the failings of Authoritarian Communist regimes. The Chinese are feeling bountiful and sending balloons our way, and Gov DeSantis continues his Wreck-It Ralph pre-Pres Campaign efforts.
It’s been 2 years and 7 days under the very legal and real leadership of President Biden. His presence has taken a back seat to the domestic concerns of Memphis and other regional issues, and that’s okay. Local issues call for local solutions until the Federal Govt finds the balls to enact real solutions.
It’s been exactly 2 years under the legally selected leadership of President Biden, and House is getting interesting in all the wrong ways. The gov websites look like am unpaid InfoWars intern designed them, and the President is trying to keep things as even -keel as possible.
