It’s been 1 year, 3 months, and 30 days since the totally whack but legal transfer of power. In that time, we’ve had record inflation, massive reductions in your human rights, weird Nazi theories rejuvenated, and none of it has anything to do with the President.
It’s been 1 year, 3 months, and 23 days under legitimate, legal leadership. We’ve got a contentious first half, a mostly sober crew, and a lot of challenging title ideas.
It’s been 1 year, 3 months, and 16 days since we had a legitimate and legal transfer of power in the White House, and some people still can’t figure that out. We are also featuring a special, invisible guest, and long, pre-birthday rants. Prost!
It’s been 1 year, 3 months, and 9 days and it’s gonna be May! Until then, DeSantis is trying to eviscerate the state of Florida as a campaign statement. In other words, everything sucks right now, but we’re working on it.
It’s been 1 year, 3 months, and 2 days under the legitimate, legal leadership of the Biden Administration. Its been interesting to say the least, as we all hoped that the weekly fires would stop. But DeSantis and Abbott are determined to keep everyone’s hair on fire. Thankfully, we’re here to keep things slightly more sane.
It’s been 450 days under the legitimate, legal leadership of the 46th Administration. Unfortunately, we lost a great comedian this week, rest in power Gilbert Gottfried.
It’s been 1 year, 2 months, and 19 days under the legitimate, legal leadership of the 46th Administration. Great news! The first black woman has been confirmed to the Supreme Court, only about 50 years too late.
It’s been 1 year, 2 months, and 12 days since the rigged election showed the world the real corruption in the US electrion process. The truth will be made known, and the T****s will be reinstated as the true royal American Family! Also, Happy April 1st.
It’s been 1 year, 2 months, and 5 days since the 46th Admin has taken legitimate power. In that time, Russian leadership lost it’s damn mind, Ukraine became a folk hero, and the US has entered into one of the largest energy trade agreements in history.
It’s been 1 year and 57 days since the 46th Administration legally took control of the speeding bus. Turns out, the 45th Admin might have considered withdrawing the US from NATO, just in time for War Criminal Putin to begin his invasion of Europe. Allegedly.
