It’s been 3 years & 67 days (or 66 days since US Patient Zero) and the White House has no real answer to the ongoing crisis. He was left a playbook for handling pandemics, but we all know that his ego couldn’t possibly allow for someone else to have a good idea. Also, everything things is fine, but only if you ask the President.
It’s been 3 years & 60 days (or 61 days since US Patient Zero) with impeccable, history-rewriting leadership. In November, its a hoax; in March, it was always a pandemic, despite the definition of the word. Besides, we must urge caution, patience, and social distancing to help flatten the curve. Things always look darkest before the dawn.
It’s been 3 years & 53 days (or 54 days since US Patient Zero) with amazing leadership taking complete and total ownership of the situation on US soil. But, that doesn’t stop American leaders from misleading the public about how viral outbreak works, or from making absolutely massive gaffs while delivering Oval Office addresses. To be fair, he doesn’t get much practice.
It’s been 3 years & 46 days under the impeccable and impeachable leadership of the Great Tanned Menace. He is guiding us with the infinite wisdom of 14th Century Medical Science while the Veep makes sure his wife always goes before him into virally insecure rooms.
It’s been 3 years & 39 days with a man who has cut funding for the CDC, the EPA, the FDA, and Melania. But he always makes time to be in the same place as the campaigning Democrats while they travel the country.
It’s been 3 years & 35 days with zero representation in Washington as the President goes on his tour. Will you be one of the blessed that partakes in the blessed that few relish in the revolution.
It’s been 3 years & 25days with him in office, or Day 9 of the Acquitted Trump Era. We’re missing the Comrade but the Wanderer and a Fellow Traveler fill in well enough.
It’s been 3 years & 18 days with him in office, or Day 2 of the Acquitted Trump Era. It’s an all-bro show, and it shows. We try to give a recap of the week and fail to stay on track, as is normal.
It’s been 3 years & 11 days with the orange influence in the West Wing. The GOP has decided that doing its job only applies during the Obama years, and the Democrats can’t get their act together.
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It’s been 3 years & 4 days since the President ostensibly moved into the West Wing, never you mind that he spends more time (and tax dollars) in Mars a Lago. We slowly lose members as the show goes on, but we make up for it in controversialness.
