A Texture Thing

After 58 days, the President is ahead of schedule, having delivered 100 MILLION vaccine doses to Americans. A remarkable accomplishment, and 42 days earlier than anticipated. We grieve for the victims in Georgia, and hope for a future where racism is only a sad fact of history.

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  • Incel Neckfuzz
  • Wars Need Bodies
  • 6 Inches for Jesus

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Full New Zealand

After 50.5 days, the balls are rolling. Covid relief is on the way, there is a concrete  plan for vaccines, and we are ahead of schedule for the President’s 100 day promise.

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  • The Johnson Prick
  • Classic DWB
  • Shared Boner Experience

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Rocky Horror Senate Show

A 5-decade veteran politician is, shockingly, starting to slip on his campaign promises. There is no new leaf being turned, as we expected. Things have certainly calmed down, but we are not healing and correcting, we have simply plateaued.

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  • A Potato, a Lorax, & a Muppet
  • MbS MiB BmF
  • 5 Bomb Allowance

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Circle Jerk for Sky Daddy

Things have been remarkably non-histrionic for over 36 days, now, and it feels weird, but in a good way. By contrast, the absolutely non-Christian CPAC is in full swing and they’re off to the races before anyone has even said anything.

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  • It’s Not Gay with God
  • The Menstruation of Christ
  • Meta-Pants

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Belly Blockage

After 31 days, President Biden continues to remind us what adult leadership looks like. The people of Texas are knee deep in a crisis, and Pres Joe stepped up with no hesitation, and Teddy ran to the closest developed area: Mexico.

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  • The New Powdered Whig
  • The Texas Problem
  • The Wrong Zeitgeist

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On the Spectrum

24 days in, and stuff is going down. Specifically, all of the previous administrations garbage policies are being shut down, from the wall to immigration to foreign policy. And we saw that it was good.

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  • So, Yes
  • Arrhythmia Won’t Kill You
  • Florida is a Lost Cause

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Front Bacon

President Biden is off to the races, meeting with the GOP and shutting them down. Also, he organized a $1.9 TRILLION relief package that has passed the senate. In 17 days.

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  • Sky Daddy Provides
  • The D is Silent
  • How Much for the Left Tit?

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#GameStonks

It still doesn’t feel quite real to be on Volume 4, but it does feel absolutely incredible to be done with Vol 3! This week has been inundated with news on $GME valuations and it’s repercussions, which will be disproportionate and unfair.

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  • Grandpa’s Poor Decisions
  • Crimmigrants
  • Hop Back on Jesus

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The Back Three

Volume 4 officially kicks off! We discuss the new promises for the new administration, and our new show rules. Bernie owns the Internet, Ted Cruz is way too educated, and the new President is clearing the very low bar early.

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  • Ass Diamonds
  • History, the White Way
  • Collective Exhale

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Brainwashed Liberal Scum

Volume 3 is officially at an end. What a journey it has been, starting with The Revolutionary reviving the Revolution with the Comrade, and growing to a full-blown progressive movement. We’ve made friends, expanded representation coast to coast, and pissed off a lot of people on the way. As it should be.

Now we move forward to a new administration and a new set of challenges. The good news is we can hope for healing, unity, and legitimately boring politics in the future. Here’s to Volume 4!

Featured in Today’s Podcast

  • We give the Orange Menace a proper send-off
  • We reflect on what we’ve learned
  • As always, we stay positive for the future

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