It’s 1,029 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections remains suspect. In the meantime, Iran has hacked Patel’s emails to no response from DC, but hilarity from the people. Trump still loves his fancy heavy equipment, and Congressional Democrats finally won a govt shutdown?

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• US regulator bans imports of new foreign-made routers, citing security concerns https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/boards-policy-regulation/fcc-banning-imports-new-chinese-made-routers-citing-security-concerns-2026-03-23/
• LTT guide for building your own Router https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/LTT+guide+for+building+your+own+Router/155106
• Trump reveals Iran’s ‘present’: 10 oil tankers through the Strait of Hormuz https://www.politico.com/news/2026/03/26/trump-iran-present-10-oil-tankers-hormuz-00846418
• Why Argan Stock Ascended Today https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/why-argan-stock-ascended-today-003505722.html
• ‘A beautiful tractor’: Trump pauses to admire gold tractor https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/03/27/trump-gold-tractor-white-house-farm-costs/89351176007/
• US uses hundreds of Tomahawk missiles on Iran, alarming some at Pentagon https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2026/03/27/us-uses-hundreds-of-tomahawk-missiles-on-iran-alarming-some-at-pentagon/
• House Republicans reject DHS funding package earlier passed by Senate https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/27/us-senate-passes-funding-package-for-homeland-security-excludes-ice

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• V5e062 – XXX Diesel

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It’s 1,036 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections remains suspect. In the meantime, we’re watching oil prices skyrocket and natural gas fields get decimated. Woo!

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• Gasoline prices are still rising as the Iran war stretches into its third week https://www.npr.org/2026/03/16/nx-s1-5749333/iran-war-gasoline-prices-day-17
• LIVE: Benjamin Netanyahu’s Briefing On Iran War https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5Twyr3ADtY
• Bakersfield College faculty debate renaming the Cesar Chavez certificate amid recent abuse allegations https://www.turnto23.com/news/in-your-neighborhood/bakersfield/bakersfield-college-faculty-debate-renaming-the-cesar-chavez-certificate-amid-recent-abuse-allegations
• Gasoline prices are still rising as the Iran war stretches into its third week https://www.npr.org/2026/03/16/nx-s1-5749333/iran-war-gasoline-prices-day-17

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• V5e061 – Full-Mast Debaters

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It’s 1,043 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections remains suspect. In the meantime, we’re just setting money on fire in Iran, and Donald Trump is buying his staffers shitty shoes. Dance, clowns, dance!

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• Profit is Malice
• Penis Gospel
• Taste the Hoof

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• Pentagon Tells Congress First Week of Iran War Cost More Than $11.3 Billion https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/world/middleeast/iran-war-costs-pentagon.html?unlocked_article_code=1.SVA.vsUF.0KCfGdZalz4Y&smid=url-share
• Trump appoints Erika Kirk to Air Force Academy board to continue Charlie’s ‘legacy’ https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2026/03/11/trump-appoints-erika-kirk-to-air-force-academy-board-to-continue-charlies-legacy/89112095007/
• Trump admin directs prisons to wean trans inmates off of hormone therapy in defiance of court order https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/03/admin-directs-prisons-to-wean-trans-inmates-off-of-hormone-therapy-in-defiance-of-court-order/
• Lev Parnas, ex-member of Trump’s ‘cult’, runs for Congress as Florida Democrat https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/08/lev-parnas-ukraine-congress-florida

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• V5e060 – Lloyds Chubby

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It’s 1,050 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections remains suspect. In the meantime, Kristi Noem sucks too much even for Trump, so he hired a washed up pugilist with anger management issues. Also, we’re in an illegal war in the Middle East, again!

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• Opreth Me Daddy
• America Plus
• John Wayne Mullet

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• Trump Reveals Why There’s No Evacuation Plan for Trapped Americans https://newrepublic.com/post/207286/trump-no-evacuation-plan-americans-middle-east-iran-war
• Senate Republicans defeat measure to halt Iran strikes despite growing anxieties https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5767815-senate-war-powers-iran/
• Military Secretly Admits U.S. Role in Girls School Bomb Horror https://www.thedailybeast.com/us-forces-likely-behind-deadly-iran-girls-school-strike/
• What we know about Noem’s new ‘Shield of the Americas’ role https://thehill.com/policy/international/5769654-trump-appoints-noem-shield-americas/

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• V5e059 – THOT Missiles

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