It’s been 2 Years and 328 days of corrupt sycophants holding the West Wing hostage. The House has finally decided to do something about it, but it seems that Moscow Mitch has no interest in a fair and honest hearing.
It’s been 2 Years and 321 days, and the WAR ON XMAS IS ON. Or it can wait, that’s fine too. In the meantime, things are looking peachy for some people and not so great for the orangey among us.
It’s been 2 Years and 314 days, and we’re thankful that November 4th 2020 edges closer every moment. We’re not thankful that The President has auditioned for body double in the next Rocky installment.
It’s been 2 Years and 307 days, and the president is having unofficial panic attacks. Also, the House Impeachment Hearings are not going well for him. A$AP Rocky unavailable to join us this week.
It’s been 2 Years and 300 days of perfect phone calls and winning. And yet the Do-Nothing Democrats keep getting work done in the House hearings, finding more and more perfect behavior and happy former employees.
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It’s a reasonable amount of Revolutionaries this week
It’s been 2 Years and 295 days since Our President has taken office. And he moved! Our President is now #FloridaMan, and is fully representing the state. Also, everything the president touches dies, just ask Alabama’s home game winning streak.
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A special Sunday Broadcast
The Revolutionary spins a yarn
We have no idea what we’re doing every week, but it doesn’t really show
It’s been 2 Years and 285 days since the orange must corrupted the White House HVAC system. The Republicans didn’t appreciate getting what they wished for, Nancy might be getting Nervous, and the President is facing a full-on melt down.
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General Ist returns to restore order among the ranks
It’s been 2 Years and 279 days of waiting for the impending impeachment. More of the Orange Loonie’s cronies are flipping as they realize the ship is going down, and Zark Muckerberg faces down extreme hair criticism.
It’s been 2 Years and 272 days of joint suffering under the childish whims of a syphilitic septuagenerian. We cover the ongoing civics lesson in the capitol, the humanitarian crisis in Syria, and welcome a new Sponsor to the show!
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Join us in welcoming Ivanhoe Park Brewing of Orlando as the 1st show sponsor
We have a new Fellow Traveller
We survive the vernacular inundation from the Canadian and Thespian
It’s been 2 Years and 264 days of the One Man Revolution refusing to accept the inflammatory lowered standards of the Presidency. This week, we implore you to keep the faith, and refuse to stop resisting, as all things must end, and we can always work towards a better, brighter future sooner than the Trumpettes could expect.
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Some of us abandon ship mid cruise
The Revolutionary reminds the Comrade of the failings of punditry
US Companies dictate the limits of our free speech for Chinese profits
