All posts by The Comrade

Underage Gulls

It’s been 71.5 days under the Sleepy Septuagenarian, and he’s been restless so far. After creating a proper Covid relief bill, The President is now focused on a sweeping Infrastructure Bill that is critical coast to coast.

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  • Immortal Porpoise
  • Recooter
  • On Undressed Questions

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Neck Deep in the Cone of Shame

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It’s been 64.5 days since/
The current Regime stole the Election/
Seven days since Reykjanes/|
Broke the crust and spewed molten lava

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  • Einstein Thought Experiment
  • Very Fast Rocks
  • Drawer Full of Vibes

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A Texture Thing

After 58 days, the President is ahead of schedule, having delivered 100 MILLION vaccine doses to Americans. A remarkable accomplishment, and 42 days earlier than anticipated. We grieve for the victims in Georgia, and hope for a future where racism is only a sad fact of history.

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  • Incel Neckfuzz
  • Wars Need Bodies
  • 6 Inches for Jesus

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Full New Zealand

After 50.5 days, the balls are rolling. Covid relief is on the way, there is a concrete  plan for vaccines, and we are ahead of schedule for the President’s 100 day promise.

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  • The Johnson Prick
  • Classic DWB
  • Shared Boner Experience

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Rocky Horror Senate Show

A 5-decade veteran politician is, shockingly, starting to slip on his campaign promises. There is no new leaf being turned, as we expected. Things have certainly calmed down, but we are not healing and correcting, we have simply plateaued.

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  • A Potato, a Lorax, & a Muppet
  • MbS MiB BmF
  • 5 Bomb Allowance

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Circle Jerk for Sky Daddy

Things have been remarkably non-histrionic for over 36 days, now, and it feels weird, but in a good way. By contrast, the absolutely non-Christian CPAC is in full swing and they’re off to the races before anyone has even said anything.

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  • It’s Not Gay with God
  • The Menstruation of Christ
  • Meta-Pants

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Belly Blockage

After 31 days, President Biden continues to remind us what adult leadership looks like. The people of Texas are knee deep in a crisis, and Pres Joe stepped up with no hesitation, and Teddy ran to the closest developed area: Mexico.

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  • The New Powdered Whig
  • The Texas Problem
  • The Wrong Zeitgeist

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On the Spectrum

24 days in, and stuff is going down. Specifically, all of the previous administrations garbage policies are being shut down, from the wall to immigration to foreign policy. And we saw that it was good.

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  • So, Yes
  • Arrhythmia Won’t Kill You
  • Florida is a Lost Cause

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Front Bacon

President Biden is off to the races, meeting with the GOP and shutting them down. Also, he organized a $1.9 TRILLION relief package that has passed the senate. In 17 days.

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  • Sky Daddy Provides
  • The D is Silent
  • How Much for the Left Tit?

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#GameStonks

It still doesn’t feel quite real to be on Volume 4, but it does feel absolutely incredible to be done with Vol 3! This week has been inundated with news on $GME valuations and it’s repercussions, which will be disproportionate and unfair.

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  • Grandpa’s Poor Decisions
  • Crimmigrants
  • Hop Back on Jesus

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