It’s been 2 Years and 355 days beneath the pollutant-riddled glow in Washington. The impeachment is going through to the Senate, which is openly biased against the proceedings; teachers are yeeting students, and pugs are getting the tragically short leash.
Featured in Today’s Podcast:
The front half gets into the hot, young new conflict
Our social hour discusses the merits of the yeet
We also discuss One Good Punch as a policy of emotional recompense
It’s been 2 Years and 342 days under the flawless leadership of the oppressive orange occupation. We celebrate the beginning of a new decade where we strive to achieve a semblance of forward progress under the oppressive wave of unending bullshit.
It’s been 2 Years and 342 days of us suffering the peach-hued aura of terror. But! It’s the holidays and the One Man Revolution is ruining them, yet again!
It’s been 2 Years and 335 days of us suffering the peach-hued aura of terror. But! He has in fact been impeached! It’s kind of tart, yet satisfying. We work our way through the actual news of the week, besides.
It’s been 2 Years and 328 days of corrupt sycophants holding the West Wing hostage. The House has finally decided to do something about it, but it seems that Moscow Mitch has no interest in a fair and honest hearing.
It’s been 2 Years and 321 days, and the WAR ON XMAS IS ON. Or it can wait, that’s fine too. In the meantime, things are looking peachy for some people and not so great for the orangey among us.
It’s been 2 Years and 314 days, and we’re thankful that November 4th 2020 edges closer every moment. We’re not thankful that The President has auditioned for body double in the next Rocky installment.
It’s been 2 Years and 307 days, and the president is having unofficial panic attacks. Also, the House Impeachment Hearings are not going well for him. A$AP Rocky unavailable to join us this week.
It’s been 2 Years and 300 days of perfect phone calls and winning. And yet the Do-Nothing Democrats keep getting work done in the House hearings, finding more and more perfect behavior and happy former employees.
Featured in Today’s Podcast:
It’s a reasonable amount of Revolutionaries this week
