It’s been 3 years & 215 days (or 74 Days until Election Day) with the Orange Creamsicle presiding. He’s done well so far, and has avoided melting, despite starting directly at the sun 3 years ago today.
It’s been 3 years & 208 days feeling the squeeze. We’re exploring all the options for the pin-up economy, and so far things have been excitingly top-heavy. Also, Biden gives Harris the nod.
It’s been 3 years & 201 days under the unparalleled leadership of the legendary soggy cheeto. Masks that weren’t cool, now are. The US is doing better than the total of the whole world on Covid-19 numbers. Axios asks hard questions.
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Stone Stafford stops by
The Wanderer feels sleepy
Local Heroes are so overlooked and underappreciated
It’s been 3 years & 194 days under the ever-shifting quicksand that is our President’s leadership. He’s been busy this week, burying the quarterly earnings reports, bullshitting about the “2nd stimulus” bill, and flip flopping on how he wants to spin Dr Fauci’s wonderful, continued professionalism.
It’s been 3 years & 186 days, and the President has embraced jack-booted thug diplomacy. Oregon is just the first stop on his Freedom tour, just make sure to sign the Visitor Card on the Antifa Hotel.
It’s been 3 years & 179 days under the guidance and protection of our Glorious Orange Leader. In his infinite and unbiased wisdom, it has been decided that the CDC no longer needs to be involved in data collection on Covid-19. Also, he somehow found a way to lose a large portion of 9 TRILLION dollars.
It’s been 3 years & 172 days of brilliant, sentence-commuting days of judgement & leadership under Pres Trump. Roger Stone rejoices. Also, schools are being strong armed to open and your kids are totally safe.
It’s been 3 years & 165 days under protection of the LONE WARRIOR in the White House. He is on the hunt for the EVIL VANDALS destroying American history across this once great nation. Meanwhile, the Dems are in congress passing reforms that the Senate will likely reject out of hand, but that’s politics, right?
It’s been 3 years & 158 days under wonderful leadership by example, selling 1 million free tickets to a 20,000 seat venue! But only 1/3 of seating capacity show up, womp womp. Also, this week’s conversation is a tough one, its time for your adult pants.
It’s been 3 years & 151 days under the orange guidance of the blonde menace. So far, we have learned that kneeling for the anthemis wrong, but he’s cool with Kap playing again. Also, the Secret Service is now the SS, and Nazi symbolism is cool if you like the President’s leadership decisions.
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Its a pet-centered week, with a hedgehog, bunny, and kitty
