It’s been 1 year, 3 months, and 2 days under the legitimate, legal leadership of the Biden Administration. Its been interesting to say the least, as we all hoped that the weekly fires would stop. But DeSantis and Abbott are determined to keep everyone’s hair on fire. Thankfully, we’re here to keep things slightly more sane.
It’s been 450 days under the legitimate, legal leadership of the 46th Administration. Unfortunately, we lost a great comedian this week, rest in power Gilbert Gottfried.
It’s been 1 year, 2 months, and 19 days under the legitimate, legal leadership of the 46th Administration. Great news! The first black woman has been confirmed to the Supreme Court, only about 50 years too late.
It’s been 1 year, 2 months, and 12 days since the rigged election showed the world the real corruption in the US electrion process. The truth will be made known, and the T****s will be reinstated as the true royal American Family! Also, Happy April 1st.
It’s been 1 year, 2 months, and 5 days since the 46th Admin has taken legitimate power. In that time, Russian leadership lost it’s damn mind, Ukraine became a folk hero, and the US has entered into one of the largest energy trade agreements in history.
It’s been 1 year and 57 days since the 46th Administration legally took control of the speeding bus. Turns out, the 45th Admin might have considered withdrawing the US from NATO, just in time for War Criminal Putin to begin his invasion of Europe. Allegedly.
It’s been 1 year and 43 days since the 46th Administration legally took office, and things are getting hairy. Russia used artillery barrages against the largest Nuclear Power Plant in Europe, but the rest of the world rallies around Ukraine as they continue to resist the invasion.
It’s been 1 year and 36 days, and Mr. Shirtov decided that he couldn’t let the Olympics steal his thunder, and WW3 was the best way to do that. Also, we created a hot new sitcom.
It’s been 1 year and 29 days under the fully legitimized 46th Administration of the United States. And we are concerned. States are pushing their legal standing against Federal findings, and things don’t look very good for long-standing legal opinions. Also, Russia is about to invade Ukraine. Strap in, kiddos!
It’s been 1 year and 22 days under the now-official 46th Administration. SHIZ IZ LEGIT, and stopped the bleeding, which was really all we wanted. Anyway, if you’re trying to destroy confidential White House documents, we recommend flushing them down your resort toilets.